Grumpy old fucks
I’m in a room where there is one of those grumpy old fucks at christmas programmes on. I say it like that because I don’t want to give the impression I want to watch it. They are complaining about christmas and I do not think the 23:00 slot on BBC Two should be taken up by something that seems like a Daily Mail recruitment video. It’s attempting to reaffirm outdated stereotypes.
Casting the first stone without permission, Fuck this show. it’s a bunch of has been crap comedians attempting observational comedy I’d say these people just don’t know how to enjoy themselves. Or this show is the media personality equivalent of a christmas bonus.
Here is christmas itinary for me. Excuse the condesention but quite frankly this is how it should be done.
- meet brother on eve
- buy presents
- drink
- wrap presents
- go into town
- annoy the people who never left this fucking town
- stay at someones house uninvited until 4am
- drive home drunk
- sleep until 10
- drink
- shower
- drink
- presents
- eat
- drink
- eat
- drink
- play poker
- drink
- eat
- play pontoon
- drink
- eat
- drink
- play trombone at 2am
- drink
- Go to bed at 3am
- wake up at 10am
- play with lego
- eat
- drink
- eat drink
- Continue until 2nd January.
If you’re with us and you find something to moan about in that then I’ll smash your face off.
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idlebicyle said:
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# play trombone at 2am - Brilliant.
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